10 Funniest Things Toddlers Say About Their Future Sibling
When you’re expecting another baby, it’s an exciting time for the entire family, but especially for your toddler. Toddlers are known for their uninhibited thoughts and brutally honest remarks, which can be both hilarious and endearing. As they try to grasp the concept of a new sibling, the things they say are often pure comedy gold.
Here are 10 of the funniest things toddlers have said about their future sibling, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
1. “Will the baby come with toys?”
Toddlers are always thinking about toys, so it’s no surprise that they expect their future sibling to bring some along. It’s as if they think a new baby is just another reason for a fresh supply of toys to magically appear in the house!
2. “Can I send the baby back if I don’t like them?”
This one is a classic. Toddlers are still learning the permanence of things, and the idea of a sibling can seem like something they can return if it doesn’t live up to their expectations—like an unwanted toy.
3. “Is the baby going to sleep in my room, or do they have their own house?”
In their world, the baby could have their very own house. Toddlers don’t always understand that the new baby will be part of the family unit. In their mind, why can’t the baby just live down the street?
4. “I’ll teach the baby to walk, talk, and poop!”
Toddlers love the idea of teaching others. They often take pride in what they know, even if it’s basic things like walking and talking. And of course, they won’t forget to mention the most important toddler skill of all—potty time!
5. “Can I give the baby my old diapers? I’m a big kid now.”
Some toddlers love the idea of sharing with their future sibling—especially when it involves handing down things they no longer need. It’s their way of showing they’ve grown up, even if it means passing down something like diapers!
For moms in the early stages of pregnancy, navigating food cravings and aversions can be a challenge. Learn more about food aversions and appetite changes during pregnancy to understand why your cravings may fluctuate.
6. “Can we name the baby ‘Spaghetti’?”
Toddlers have a natural knack for creative names. When asked for their input on what to name the baby, it’s not uncommon for them to suggest names like “Spaghetti,” “Princess Dinosaur,” or “Superman.” While the name might not make it to the birth certificate, the suggestion is always worth a chuckle.
7. “Is the baby going to be as loud as me?”
In true toddler fashion, they assume everyone around them must be as lively and loud as they are. The concept that the baby might be a quiet, peaceful newborn doesn’t even cross their mind.
8. “Can I play with the baby right away?”
Toddlers often imagine their future sibling coming out of the womb ready to jump into a game of hide-and-seek. The reality that newborns sleep (and cry) most of the time is not something they’ve considered.
9. “Is the baby in your tummy because you ate them?”
Toddlers are still piecing together how babies get inside mom’s belly. It’s no wonder that, in their logic, the baby must have gotten there through a meal. It’s a funny but innocent attempt to make sense of pregnancy.
10. “I hope the baby likes dinosaurs as much as I do!”
Toddlers often project their own likes and dislikes onto their future sibling. If your toddler is obsessed with dinosaurs, chances are they’re hoping their new brother or sister will share that passion. It’s adorable to watch them imagine all the fun they’ll have together.
For moms in the first trimester, the process of preparing toddlers for a new sibling can be overwhelming. To help navigate this new chapter, check out some first trimester survival tips.
Conclusion
As you prepare for the arrival of your new baby, your toddler’s reactions are sure to keep you entertained. Their mix of excitement, confusion, and candid honesty leads to some truly hilarious moments. The way they imagine life with their future sibling is a heartwarming reminder of how much love they have to give—even if it comes out in the funniest ways.
Remember to cherish these moments, because as challenging as preparing for a new baby can be, your toddler’s funny quips will make the journey all the more memorable.
